when ur parents go out food shopping
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via selfiecentered)
its weird how you can have friends, but also have no friends at the same time
Odin and Loki on Jane.
Isn’t it interesting that Odin says, in effect, “don’t attach yourself to humans because their mortality makes them unworthy” while Loki says “don’t attach yourself to humans because their mortality will cause you pain”.
(Source: odnson, via twasitwas)
I’m always tired after school, as if I actually did stuff
(Source: whoredinarygirl, via selfiecentered)
imagine banana wiht any other vowel
Since when was ‘y’ a vowel?
A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y GO TO FIRST GRADE