caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

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thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

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colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

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commander-castiel:

itsraininbritishmen:

consulting-cannibal:

so the thing that surprised me most in the itunes promo was the “sammy let me go” note

like he’s a demon now so i expected him to leave something way more immature than that—i thought it’d be something like

and sam being like “……………..he’s fucking alive”

LOLOLOL

ThANK YO UFOR TURNING SOMETHING REALLY UPSETTING INTO SOMETHING FUNNY, THAT DOESN’T OFTEN HAPPEN IN THIS FANDOM

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xpsychohogx:

sO MY FRIEND POINTED OUT SOMETHIN ON MARK’S TWITTER ON PICs AND VIDEOs…

hEL P

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xpsychohogx:

sO MY FRIEND POINTED OUT SOMETHIN ON MARK’S TWITTER ON PICs AND VIDEOs…

hEL P

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thrvnduil:

look at this shirt

bae

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thrvnduil:

look at this shirt

bae

babe

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babe

marina-and-the-carbon:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

Lucifer’s waterfall is the best description of periods I have ever heard

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elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

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elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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